1. Well, maybe you should. 2. What about that time in college when you were reaaaaally drunk? 3. Never what?
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Hi. My birthday is over and October, or Halloween (as I like to call it), has begun. How exciting. Every time one door closes another door is boring and not worth my time.
It was a nice birthday, thank you for asking. I got many lovely presents, including but not limited to, books and booze. I am very excited about finally finishing damned Brave New World by Aldous Huxley and getting to good stuff, like Wedekind's plays.
Huxley is quaint but not worthwhile to people who live now. If you have read 1984, you got the important dystopian stuff. Huxley had no idea what undergarments were going to be like in the future. That is the main take-away so far, and I don't have much more to read.
I predict that in the future, undergarments will be made of human hair and will be called "glaw." And that is just as realistic as what Huxley went with.
Futuristic underpants: Tumblr, Facebook, and Twitter.