Are you kids aware that Woodstock's (regional chain?) now will put tater tots on pizzas for a fee (fees always apply)? That's awesome. I thought I was decades ahead of things with my french fry pizza.
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Hey. Today I have super great advice (as my advice always is) for my delightful male audience.
If it is dark and you want to talk to a woman or small group of women you don't know/weren't already hanging out with, you should consider ignoring that desire.
I know, I know, all you want to do is protect your parking spot which happens to be public on-street parking (but, of course, you've undoubtedly been parking there for years and even first time visitors to the neighborhood should know), but women who can't see you at all and can only hear a strange male voice being mad about the location of a car... Well, women are very likely to be scared or worried, as well as angry.
This is due to how women have to expect that they may become victims at any time at the hands of almost anyone. It's shitty, but worse things happen than occupying parking spots.
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