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And a good morning to you, lads, lassies, and all. I hope you had a super awesome Saint Patrick's Day/My Mom's Birthday. I'm doing this before I start celebrating, so I don't know how things are going to go, but, chances are, I had a really nice Saint Patrick's Day. I certainly purchased enough Guinness to have a fine time. Speaking of... Following are jokes/advertisements I thought of for Guinness (I am certainly not guaranteeing other people haven't thought of these a century or more ago):
Guinness-- If you like good head.
Guinness for breakfast: Get a head start.
Guinness: Good for what ales you.
I had some others but... Then I had a... some... Guinness.
On the real (you can always tell I'm about to say something serious when I use that archaic phrase), I have to work ridiculously early (even though I like it, dang), so I can't have Guinness for breakfast. I expect you kids to have one for me, since I am riding the curvy train tracks of responsibility.
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