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Hello, all. I hope this finds you well. So, here's a bit of news: I'm running for mayor. You heard right, folks. This kid is gonna be mayor of Santa Cruz.
Supporters of my opponent say "she doesn't even know when elections happen" and "she doesn't technically live in Santa Cruz." And do you know what I say to that? I say, yep. Absolutely.
My platform is simple. My platform is this: honesty. You ask me a question, I'm going to tell you whatever my head thinks at the time.
How the heck is this going to help us and/or how does this prove you are capable of doing the job, you may ask. A valid question, I respond! Let me counter by saying, in politics does know-how normally help the people? I ain't seen much evidence of that. I may not even know what the job entails, but, I am certain to be a hell-of-a-lot more interested in what my constituents think than certain current mayors I might mention.
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