Waxing people is so much weirder than waxing surfboards. On par with waxing apples?
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And a good day to you! Now, I am aware of the "holiday," however, nothing will be different because of it. I despise April Fools Day. It is a stinky excuse to be mean to people far too often. I love you far too much to be mean to you because of a holiday. The cruelty that comes with love knows no season (or holiday, or specific day).
Do you sometimes wear your contacts for three days in a row? Is it because you get dizzy when you take them out and there is just never a right time for being dizzy or, when the time is right for being dizzy, you are already not sober enough to take small clear things out of the precious things you see with? Shame on you. That can't be superb for you. I certainly have never done that. I only wear my contacts on (one-- so far) Halloween.
And I also never repeatedly push my erstwhile glasses up, touching only the bridge of my nose.
Whereas, I am about to bathe in red, molten wax. My future = breaking into the The Laughing Cow factory.
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Inkwell of Despair