I hear it is really difficult to buy shoes when your feet are different sizes. And small enough for you to stand on another person's head without injuring them.
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I had the hiccups twice today. So far. Each time was horrible. My worst very improbable fear is getting the hiccups for a long time. When I was a kid, a standardized test had me read a story about a man who had the hiccups for many years. Thanks, lackluster education system. I wasn't somewhat irrationally scared of enough things.
In other news, it's spring, even if you keep queer time (as I do). Queer time is the time measurement system used by queer people, such as myself. It's pretty similar to normal, but it's not as rigid. If you say you're going to be somewhere at 7, that means 7:30 - 10. If someone has a birthday, you recognize it a few days or a few weeks later. It's incompatible with punctuality.
The only reason I mention spring is that PAB is doing spring cleaning next week and will not appear. Also, maybe taxes, since I'm an adult now.
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