Noah is a movie I saw staring Russell Crowe as Noah from the dang Bible. Mr. Crowe owes me two hours of life. I would like them added on to my weekend. The wine is just to help make it up to me.
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Hey, kids. I am just going to put this out there: if you don’t know how four-way stops work in America, it’s okay. I can help. It is super hard to learn, but I did it, and so can you. Hit me up. But don’t hit me.
Well, looks like I went to see a movie, huh? You are welcome to check out my sober mini-review of Noah on Facebook.
In other news: my friend Megan’s birthday is tomorrow. HOLY CRAP! We aren’t going to be twins anymore (because we haven’t ever been twins?) because she’s turning five months older than me.
The secret birthday gift she’s getting from me is a life-sized metal print of me. I’m even going to sign it. That is true friendship. When I’m a famous billionaire living in the Bahamas smoking Djarums and chugging sidecars, you know she’ll be able to sell that and buy a new car or whatever.
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King of Birthdays