She really does hate to be rude, but since a precedent has already been set... Might as well point out that you're King Asshat. Feel free to print this out and hand it out at appropriate times (parties? Blind dates? Casual hangouts with bosom buddies? During school?).
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Uh. How about them sexists? It is awfully shitty, navigating the world as a human being. Never forget: It is worse for some people. I have isolated myself to a large degree from things I don’t like, but you can never really control your boundaries as much as you would like.
We are all so alone; why make people want to leave you alone even more? Meaningful interactions and exchanges are mostly okay. I am afraid of them, but I am also afraid of the boa constrictor under my couch/life partner.
Couch/life partner = too real?
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