4.3.14
Well, shits. Don't let the cops know. Direct link to this comic: |
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Aloha. Welcome. I certainly hope you are doing well today.
Do you ever just kinda... forget to be human? Do you hold yourself to unrealistic standards and/or forget to do human things (like eat, drink water, laugh, sleep hundreds of hours a day)? I understand, kiddo. It's awful hard being human. Even the so-called involuntary things bodies are supposed to do can be taxing and/or confusing. (And this is not related to involuntary functions) I am supposed to, as a human being of my type, consume a certain amount of some vitamins and minerals. However, my body likes to reject vitamin tablets because my control center does not enjoy following directions. All this stuff-- it's so overwhelming. You have to wonder why we haven't developed into organisms that process sugar and dairy well enough that we could enjoy our lives. Impressive mandates from corgis: Tumblr, Facebook, and Twitter. Love, Tabia B. President of the Society for Enhancing Human Evolution for Inane Purposes |