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Aloha. Welcome. I certainly hope you are doing well today.
Do you ever just kinda... forget to be human? Do you hold yourself to unrealistic standards and/or forget to do human things (like eat, drink water, laugh, sleep hundreds of hours a day)?
I understand, kiddo. It's awful hard being human. Even the so-called involuntary things bodies are supposed to do can be taxing and/or confusing. (And this is not related to involuntary functions) I am supposed to, as a human being of my type, consume a certain amount of some vitamins and minerals. However, my body likes to reject vitamin tablets because my control center does not enjoy following directions.
All this stuff-- it's so overwhelming. You have to wonder why we haven't developed into organisms that process sugar and dairy well enough that we could enjoy our lives.
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