We all know those people who do or say things so incredibly mean-stupid (as opposed to the kinds of stupid that are cute/endearing) that we are... incredulous. And sometimes physically pained. Where is the justice? Damn you, Homer Simpson. Viva la Frank Grimes.
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Hi, Punch-a-Friends. Hope you had a nice week and have big old plans for Memorial Day. Like, I dunno, think about Dead People.
Two things: 1. I don’t like mean-stupid people/actions. 2. I don’t like straight girls who invade personal boundaries of queers.
Explanations: 1. I’m honestly pretty into stupid people for limited times. Ditzy is cute. But when people say mean things that are also stupid, that’s not cute. That’s shitty tacos, which is a High Insult. It is the malicious intent that makes me want to ram people’s heads into their problems and make them sit in the corner. Be nice! Even in cars!
2. It’s super cool that you’re comfortable with me, Straight Women. You are open-minded and accepting. Great qualities! But don’t fucking casually touch me unless we’ve agreed that you’re going to put your tongue in my mouth. I guess what I’m saying here is, consent is mondo cool. My best friend Sophie asked if she could hug me before the first time we hugged. Now it is acceptable behavior. That’s the way I like it.
Hey, at least I’m not being all passive-aggressive on Facebook.
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