Why eat? Save time, money, and pounds of flesh! And all the irritation of not being inside your house watching Star Trek/reading The Epic of Gilgamesh.
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Ah, good to see you again, enjoying the miracle that is Punch-a-Bear.
I am sleepy. I find that drinking hot milk and honey before bed (and taking melatonin) helps me to enjoy being asleep even when I wake up and go to work.
I went to the Jewish Cultural Festival that happens near my house last Sunday. It was lovely! I have never had so much fun sober among strangers. You know, give or take. I did actually see people I knew, but it was okay/nice. Main thing: I got to listen to great music and eat all of the tasty foods.
I have learned that if you A)eat out/order food delivered and B)use the same plate multiple times you C)never have to cook or clean or grocery shop. It's really splendid. What about laundry, you say? My friends, I have thought of everything. Burn your clothes. You can get new ones (if you choose) on the cheap at Goodwill and the Everything's Always 50% Off Store. When those get dirty, same deal.
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Going to the Grocery After Work