This is what aliens think Americans look like. They obviously conflate American and Canadian (but then again, who among us doesn't?).
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Aloha, lovelies. I hope that Thursday is treating you as well or better than you objectively deserve.
Everyone should dress up as stereotypes for Halloween. Or just normally. I guess we do generally try to do that. So we can find mates and friends more easily?
Sorry I was Captain Bring Down on Tuesday. I'm actually always Captain Bring Down, but sometimes I'm less communicative. No real regrets.
I would like to point out that the alien in the drawin' to the left is wearing contact lenses over his/her/its regular orange-colored eyes. If touching eyeballs is involved, you know that frustration is going to happen.
Some aliens lick their own eyeballs. I'm not namin' names.
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