Don't just assume who the words in this drawing are coming from. And don't assume you know why and with what intent the words are being said. Let's think about this from every angle, mmmkay?
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“SHOW HER THE LARGE MEAT. NEW SUMMER OFFERS.”
I was unaware that this sort of spam still existed and does, in fact, get directed to me. This is some high quality bad spam and I deleted it with very little contemplation.
As a vegetarian, I do want to show an unspecified person who uses feminine pronouns THE meat. The largest meat in Texas. The Holy Meat.
The Holy Meat is steak covered in bacon-wrapped shrimp. Con queso!
I think that thoroughly fucks with all of the major religious taboos about meat. If I didn’t think of something, just add that in.
I will be serving this entrée at my new restaurant. Cafe Plattertudes.
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