Pictured: T-Rex chasing an ostrich being ridden by an alien. Not pictured: Donald Trump.
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T-Rex Chases Donald Trump-Hunting Alien on Ostrich
Estes Park, CO -- At and around 6:57 PM today there were multiple sightings of a T-Rex, a dinosaur thought (prior to 6:57) to be extinct, chasing an alien riding an ostrich around the Rocky Mountains.
The alien wishes to remain anonymous, but told reporters that it was hunting Donald Trump, the 69 year old son of Fred Trump (a NYC real estate developer) with a state-of-the-art laser pistol made on Rigel VII.
The T-Rex commented later that it did "not know why [it] hated that flag and that ostrich so much, but, by gosh, they sure got [its] dander up!"
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