Captain Lepidopteros steers straight through the night to his untimely doom, judgment impaired by more than the bottle.
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Hi. May your apples always be too large to eat on your break.
I played laser tag for the first time in over a decade on Saturday. Laser tag is fun and short and confusing, in my experience. And it's hard to tell immediately whether you are about to shoot your friends or strangers. I basically shot no one, except friends and one little kid. But I will practice and train for it, and next year, I'll show up in camo and just shoot everyone with lasers like an action movie hero.
And I will also not leave when my time is up. I'll hide in the blacklight maze and live there forever. Feasting on the bodies of unsuspecting Boardwalk visitors. And I'll pile the bones in corners and it will add to the experience of those players who do not fall victim to my deadly laser prowess.
Or some such.
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